Once, long long ago, Oldest Son at the age of two asked me for a piece of gum.
I said, no.
To this he replied, but I NEED gum.
No one 'needs' gum, I said.
Yes, they do.
No, they don't.
YES, they do!
NO, they don't!
YES, they do! Daddy said so. He needs gum.
NO, he doesn't.
YES, he does! He said he needs gum because it gives him good breasts.
??
Um, honey, I think he said it gives him good 'breath'.
Oh.
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That is hilarious...especially to me!!! Just This morning my 6-year-old son was telling me about caterpillars that have poisonous tits. (tips)
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