The Dangerous Misadventures of Leland and Beulah

(see post below)

Shall these two become Leland and Beulah? They have that 'look', do they not?

Anyway, Leland and Beulah were purchased on our anniversary from a downtown Elk Rapids antique shop.

We hadn't been out of the shop more than five minutes before they were both senselessly beheaded by human error (with a little help from an old 'log cabin' bottle).

Instead of burying them at sea, I slathered their necks in Elmer's Glue and proclaimed them healed.

Soon, they will be happily dancing from a knob in my kitchen. The wire which is required to hang them should secure their heads throughout the rest of our natural lifetimes. Unless, of course, I pass them to THGGM and let go before they are actually IN his hand and they plunge once again to the ground.