Nephew Chris

This is my nephew, Chris. He is a really nice guy. Handsome, smart, he has it all.
Our family knows A LOT of Chris'. I call this one Nephew Chris. Youngest Son calls him Fat Chris. Oldest Son calls him Cousin Chris.
Whatever you call him, he is in Cleveland tonight with Youngest Son, and Youngest Son's friend, Skinny Chris. Oldest Son's wife is also named Chris. But, we call her Christine to distinguish her from all the other Chris'. There is also a Big Crystal who is actually very thin, and Little Crystal, who is, well...little. We also had a neighborhood friend who I called 'F' word Chris. He sure did love to use that word. 'F' word Chris took one look at my bookcase and got really scared. I'm not sure why. Anyway...just thought you might want to meet Nephew Chris. He is one of the nicest people I know.