Fireman Broeder

Broeder enjoys playing fireman.

All he needs is a hat and a hose.

He can make the wee-woo-wee-woo sound all by himself.

He can also sing and dance, but that's extra.

Sharing the hose was not his idea, but he is a reasonable citizen.

Apparently, the fire was in the peony bush.  

Sometimes you just have to make demands.

Even if they are not met.

Storming off is effective with some people, with others it goes unnoticed.

At the end of the day, the peony bush was no longer on fire.

And fireman Broeder learned that dead peonies stink.